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A blonde says to her psychiatrist, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." He replies, "Don't you have a phone in your car?" She says, "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." The psychiatrist, laughing to himself, asks, "Uhh ... how's that working?" The blonde replies, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." He asks, "And why do you think that is?" The blonde in all her wisdom replies, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around my zip - post code keeps changing.